- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chinese man pays the full price

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

WILLY

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Fat people

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Communism hehe xd

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