I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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