Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Horse.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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