What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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