- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

joke under this line wins _________________________

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Homonyms should be band.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

flavin's head

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

how do you win a game try your best

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