I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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