- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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