- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

You know what's funny? Rape

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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