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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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