Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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alert("Hello");

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Anti Joke

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