so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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TRICERATOPS!

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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