- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

why do mexicans get made fun of

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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