SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

sweating like antoni with a girl

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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