What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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