Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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