How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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