- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Knock knock.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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