I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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