- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Blacks

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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