- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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