Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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