- Anti Joke

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

if you don't like this you're gay

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.