How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Women's rights

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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