- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

I love pissing people off :P

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's circular and round A circle

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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