- Anti Joke

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

hi michael

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

hi michael

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves