What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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knock knock? come in

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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