- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

Yah? Well your a ********

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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