I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Yah? Well your a ********

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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