A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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