fish fishy caoimhin

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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