What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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knock knock go away!!!

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Japan

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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