- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Horse.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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