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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Justin beiber's penis

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

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