- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

why are black people so fast? because there black

hi michael

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Obama

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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