What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Knock knock.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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baskets

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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The New York Giants

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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