We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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