- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

haha Otarts was here

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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