- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Well, there's one way...

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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