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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

A seal walks into a club.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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