- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

The dewey decimal system

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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