- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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