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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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