What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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