Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

I went to work today....

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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