- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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