- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

sweating like antoni with a girl

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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