- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Albert your flies undone.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

how much fish could a chicken

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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