- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

can you pass the soap?

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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