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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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