- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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