So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What comes after 69? 70

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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