- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Racial Equality

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Life

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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