Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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karn chevalier

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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