Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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