Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Kevin and Ramin

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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