What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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