Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Praise Paisley

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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