What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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vitamin c

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Christianity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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