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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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