Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Anti Joke

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