roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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