If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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