- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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