- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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