- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Where's my baby??

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Double-whammy

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Of course, first door on your left

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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