- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

The Princess is in another castle

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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