why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

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