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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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