Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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