What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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