Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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