Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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