- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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