- Anti Joke

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.