- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Connor is homo

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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