- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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