- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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