Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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