whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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