What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Christianity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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