- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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