What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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ur gey

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Anti Joke

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