- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.