What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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