- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

once upon a time, it snowed

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

A cat playing laser tag.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

A man penetrates another man.

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