- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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