What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Daniel is a fag

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Who is John Galt?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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