What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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