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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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