roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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hers a joke... japanese people

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Homonyms should be band.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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