Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Jordan is pregant

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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