- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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