What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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jibby jobby

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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