So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Women's Rights

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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