- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What would Muhammed do?

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Women's Rights.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

No!

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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