- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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